Kate Holmes: What a difference a birth makes
Katie Holmes is no more. There’s a new, more mature woman in her spot, and her name is Kate Holmes. (That’s Mrs-Cruise-to-be to you.)
Apparently the couple recently decided to “change” her name after the procreation process was complete. Sayeth Papa Cruise: “Katie is a young girl’s name. Her name is Kate, now she’s a child-bearing woman.”
Born Katherine Noelle Holmes 27 years ago, Katie/Kate gave birth to her firstborn, daughter Suri, in April. In 25 or so years, we anticipate that the child will be following in her family’s footsteps and dropping the “i” from her name, so she’s known as simply “Sur.”
Tom, meanwhile, faced with the sudden realization that he will never ever be a birthin’ woman, has reverted to the juvenile “Tommy.”
patty said,
May 27, 2007 @ 2:06 am
katie is always gonna be katie no matter what stupiD tom says i can’t belive she had a baby anD marrieD tom shes to much for him i know that suri is not toms baby that baby belongs to her ex boyfrienD kevin klain if thats his name hes ulgy but the baby looks like mommy katie i know this because im one of katies closest frienDs anD she tolD me that tom is baD in beD anD one night that tom was out ofshe felt lonely anD went over to her ex house anD things got a little hot anD wilD anD next thing she knew she was expexting a baby anD she tolD me that she knows that tom is not the DaDDy because tom cant make babies hes dry Down there thats why he aDopeD those two kiDs with nicole kiDmon but tom beliveD that he got lucky anD maDe katie a baby but he DiDnt im also a Doctor anD i DiDnt belive katie about her cheating on tom so one Day she took suri to my office anD katie had a cup that haD toms saliva on it anD we payeD her ex suris DaD to give us a Dna test an it saiD that tom is not the father anD katies ex Dosen’t care that he suris father hes a loser he just Did the Dna test for money because hes an out of work actor.